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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Insults
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A Preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead
donkey in the church yard. He called the police.
Since there did not appear
to be any foul play, the police referred the Preacher to the health
department.
The health department said since there was no health threat
that he should call the sanitation department.
The sanitation manager
said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the
mayor.
Now the Preacher knew the mayor and was not to eager to call him.
The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the Preacher
called him anyway.
The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to
rant & rave at the pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me any way?
Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"
The preacher paused for a brief
prayer and asked the Lord to direct his response. He was led to say, "Yes,
Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of
kin first!"
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Insults
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Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Insults
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| what dose a nigger and an apple have in common..... thay both look good hangin
from a tree ... hahahahahaha
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Insults
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| "You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad
breeding, and a vulgar manner."
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Insults
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| One time, Mark Bookspan accidentally shot himself in the stomach while hunting
and peed blood for a week.
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Hunting jokes
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| This group of guys goes hunting every year, they stay in a cabin. they always
put Fred in a room by himself because he snores so loud. one year there is a new
guy with the group, but the only room they have for the new guy to sleep is in
the room with Fred. the next morning Fred comes out of his room, eyes bloodshot,
irritable, clearly a lack of sleep. the new guy comes out looking like he's had
the best rest in his whole life. now the group of guys are confused! this has
never happened before, it's usually the other way around! this continues night
after night. finnaly one of the guys works up the nerve, and asks Fred whats
going on? "well" he said. "I am asleep for a little while, when suddenly I wake
up to the new guy blowing in my ear and patting me on the ass. then he goes and
lays down and starts sleeping. there is no way I can sleep the rest of the night
in the same room with that guy."
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Hunting jokes
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| Buddy tells his friend that he and his new bird dog can basically talk to each
other. Freinds says, "right, prove it." So Buddy points to some bushes and his
dog runs over, sniffs around, then returns and barks six times. Buddy says,
"there are six birds in those bushes." "Prove it", says his friend. Buddy takes
a shot in the air and sure enough, six birds come flying out. "That's great",
says the friend, "can I try that?" Sure says Buddy, so the friend points to some
bushes and off goes the dog. This time the dog is gone for awhile. When he
finally returns, he runs up to Buddy's freind and start pumping his leg. "Get
this crazy, faggot dog off me." The dog stops and picks up a stick in his mouth
and starts the shake it back and forth. "You've got one crazy dog Buddy." "You
and that dog can't talk." Sure we can. He's telling me that there are more
fucking birds in there than you could shake a stick at!
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Hunting jokes
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. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it!
Q.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way!
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Hunting jokes
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Two hunters were out in the woods, and they were lost and one said "I think were
lost"
the other one said "shoot three times into the air and help will come.
So they shot and shot until one said "this doesn't seem to be working an dwere
almost out of arrows.
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نویسنده: MD66 ׀ تاریخ: Thu 28 Aug 2008 ׀ موضوع: Hunting jokes
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